I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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