I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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