idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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