I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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