if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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