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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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