operation have a gay friend backfired
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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