North Korea, Best Korea!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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