And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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