What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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