so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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