so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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