you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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