Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need moral support for this bender
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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