Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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