As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Small penises have feelings too.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just had sex on a roof
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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