She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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