Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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