singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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