she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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