In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We need to get me chipped asap
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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