I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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