is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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