So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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