But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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