Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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