i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We have started to decorate penises.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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