Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
handjob tips. give me some.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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