I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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