it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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