no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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