Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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