Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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