He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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