So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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