Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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