I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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