I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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