Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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