belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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