He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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