you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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