It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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