if only i could text you this smell
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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