Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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