if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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