I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
high people should be assigned attendants
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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