i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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