Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We need to rekindle our bromance
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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