been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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