Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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