You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pappa wants mamma naked
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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