Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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