I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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