nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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