This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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